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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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