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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.