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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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