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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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