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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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