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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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