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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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