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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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