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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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