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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.