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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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