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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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