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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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