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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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