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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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