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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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