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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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