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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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