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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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