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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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