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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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