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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.