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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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