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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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