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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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