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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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