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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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