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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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