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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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