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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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