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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Gus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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