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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Darla
had their beloved pet
goldfish 🐠
Professor
Stink
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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a venomous snake 🐍
a wild boar 🐗
a bull 🐮
a lynx 😺
a bear 🐻
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