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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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