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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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