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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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