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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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