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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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