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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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