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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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