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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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