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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.