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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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