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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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