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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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