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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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