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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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