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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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