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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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