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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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