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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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