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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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